I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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