Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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