Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
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