Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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