No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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