16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
