I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I love having hate sex.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Randomize
