did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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