please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
this just has baby written all over it
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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