Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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