just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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