id be glad to
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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