Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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