That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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