he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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