Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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