I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
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