porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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