This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
im holly from the hills drunk
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
She told me I should be a condom model.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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