I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
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