Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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