her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
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