there was a trapeze. enough said
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
