i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
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