You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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