I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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