Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Who did Billy Mays play for?
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Randomize
