I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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