I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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