The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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