Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
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