If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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