His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
operation harelip BJ is a go
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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