he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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