The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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