i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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