Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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