Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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