I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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