Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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