i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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