I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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