Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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