You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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