i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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