I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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