So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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