it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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