is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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