she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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