We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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