What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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